Tits
Ted is a 2012 American comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane and written by MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild. The film stars Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis, with Joel McHale and Giovanni Ribisi in supporting roles, with MacFarlane providing the voice and motion capture of the title character. The film tells the story of John Bennett, a Boston native whose childhood wish brings his teddy bear friend Ted to life. However, in adulthood, Ted prevents John and his love interest Lori Collins from moving on with their lives.
Plot
In 1985, eight-year-old John Bennett is an only child living in Norwood, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston, who wished for his new Christmas gift, a jumbo teddy bear named Ted, to come to life and become his friend. The wish coincides with a shooting star and comes true; word spreads and Ted was briefly a celebrity.
Cast
- Aedin Mincks
- Alex Borstein
- Bill Smitrovich
- Danny Hoch
- Giovanni Ribisi
- Jessica Barth
- Jessica Stroup
- Joel McHale
- Laura Vandervoort
- Mark Wahlberg
- Matt Walsh
- Melissa Ordway
- Mila Kunis
- Norah Jones
- Olivia Jordan
- Patrick Stewart
- Patrick Warburton
- Ralph Garman
- Ray Romano
- Ryan Reynolds
- Sam J. Jones
- Seth MacFarlane
- Ted Danson
- Tom Skerritt