The Things My Father Never Taught Me is a 2012 short comedy film written and directed by Burleigh Smith and starring Smith, Aiden Papamihail, Bridie Carter and Isabella Paris Hamer. The film was accepted into over 130 film festivals in 19 countries.

Plot

Melvin gives dating advice to his three-year-old son. He teaches him to dress well, act with confidence, and spend time with the right crowd. The results are disastrous. Melvin then meets Mary, an attractive single mother, and his womanising skills are put to the test.